Interests include long walks on the beach, and cinematic masterpieces.

A real conversation I had with Joe this afternoon via Gchat:

Joe: serious question for you

Me: ok.

Joe: do i want to watch Theta Pie…that movie w/ Audrina Patridge OnDemand?

Me: super serious, indeed.

Me: do you have to pay for it?

Joe: yeah

Me: then no

Me: why would you pay to watch Ceiling Eyes?

Joe: im doing it

Me: our Comcast bill is getting more and more embarrassing.

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